Every Location of Taco Bell in this Godforsaken City: A Handy Drunkard's Guide

Seriously, how many times can a girl have too many mojitos and demand a Chalupa? For some reason, this city has a "hilarious" dearth of fast food restaurants. And though you might say "But why not just look it up on my phone?" be warned, fair traveler, because last time I did that I ended up on my knees outside of a store for psychic reading, clutching my phone like a betrayal and with no delicious Fakexican to be found. My advice: Print out this map, memorize it, and stick it in your wallet. Just in case. [/caption] YOU ARE WELCOME. Now go get your margarita on!

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